Sunday March 29th, 2009
Dallas has decided she wants to move to California. Forever.
My mother woke me up at like five this morning, eight her time, but still FIVE IN THE MORNING FOR ME, distraught. Apparently Dallas sent them an email and of course my mother the one that has to be up at the crack of dawn (she'd actually gotten the email at about five her time but waited the three hours so she could call me...how nice, she couldn't have waited about three more?) to tell me this.
Apparently since Dallas came out here to visit she's just been enamored with the lifestyle out here on the west coast, she loves the nightlife as it's a lot more interesting them back home and she loves the people out here (read: men) and that she feels like she could really 'find herself' out here amongst all the positive energy that the ocean gives off. So she wrote my mother a ten page email about how she needed to figure out who she really is and what she wants out of life, how she's always been tied to a man back at home and now she wants to be free to explore other 'possibilities'.
I'm sure you all thought exactly what my mother woke me up with this morning. That's right. I woke up to her calmly, in that strange strangled voice when she's trying not to alert my father that she's in complete hysterics that my sister was a lesbian and that I should pick her up at the airport at nine twenty five this morning at LAX. And then she hung up on me. Only to call back about a minute later and explode in a bunch of gibberish that she'll love my sister for whatever she wants to be, that lesbians are wonderful, and that she is already going to be a grandmother but she never thought she'd have to be a mom that goes around with a rainbow sticker on her car...ad nauseum.
So Dallas is staying with me currently, on my floor. She went out to Walmart and bought herself an air-mattress and is currently out on a job hunt, looking for a bartending job.
Oh and she's not a lesbian. Mom just read it wrong. Or Dallas forgot to put a period between two of her sentences. Or something. Now mom's just in hysterics that her baby is moving to this coast without her. Good luck for my two younger brothers leaving the nest before their thirty now...
My mother woke me up at like five this morning, eight her time, but still FIVE IN THE MORNING FOR ME, distraught. Apparently Dallas sent them an email and of course my mother the one that has to be up at the crack of dawn (she'd actually gotten the email at about five her time but waited the three hours so she could call me...how nice, she couldn't have waited about three more?) to tell me this.
Apparently since Dallas came out here to visit she's just been enamored with the lifestyle out here on the west coast, she loves the nightlife as it's a lot more interesting them back home and she loves the people out here (read: men) and that she feels like she could really 'find herself' out here amongst all the positive energy that the ocean gives off. So she wrote my mother a ten page email about how she needed to figure out who she really is and what she wants out of life, how she's always been tied to a man back at home and now she wants to be free to explore other 'possibilities'.
I'm sure you all thought exactly what my mother woke me up with this morning. That's right. I woke up to her calmly, in that strange strangled voice when she's trying not to alert my father that she's in complete hysterics that my sister was a lesbian and that I should pick her up at the airport at nine twenty five this morning at LAX. And then she hung up on me. Only to call back about a minute later and explode in a bunch of gibberish that she'll love my sister for whatever she wants to be, that lesbians are wonderful, and that she is already going to be a grandmother but she never thought she'd have to be a mom that goes around with a rainbow sticker on her car...ad nauseum.
So Dallas is staying with me currently, on my floor. She went out to Walmart and bought herself an air-mattress and is currently out on a job hunt, looking for a bartending job.
Oh and she's not a lesbian. Mom just read it wrong. Or Dallas forgot to put a period between two of her sentences. Or something. Now mom's just in hysterics that her baby is moving to this coast without her. Good luck for my two younger brothers leaving the nest before their thirty now...